HOES NFT

500 Hoes, IDs #0–#499, drawn at random from the pool — no picking, no sequential handouts. Metadata stays behind static until reveal. Then the upgrade path opens: every single Hoe can burn 125,000 $HOES for the bikini art. No cap, no allowlist, no race — and it is one-way.

Contract is live, mint isn't open yet. All 500 IDs are on-chain and 500 are still in the pool. This page starts taking mints the moment the phase flips — no redeploy, no new link. View the contract.

Minted0/500

Price0.01069 ETH

Max / Tx20

StatusSoon

0.0% minted · 500 left

Mint Console

Quantity

Total0.01069 ETH

Charm the Hoes

0.01069 ETH per Hoe, paid in ETH on RobinHood Chain (chainId 4663), 20 per transaction. The exact amount is enforced on-chain — if the price moves mid-signature the transaction reverts instead of overcharging you. Token IDs are drawn from the remaining pool and are not guaranteed to be unpredictable; art and traits stay hidden until reveal. Gas is on you. NFTs are memes, not investments — DYOR.

My Hoes

Connect your wallet and whatever you own shows up here — art, traits and tier, straight off the chain.

Plug In

Connect your wallet and make sure you're on RobinHood Chain. The page switches you over if you're not.

Pick Your Channel

Up to 20 per transaction. Your IDs are drawn out of whatever is left in the pool — nobody hands them out in order.

Pull the Lever

Hit mint, approve in your wallet, and watch the static resolve into your Hoe. Every token stays hidden behind the placeholder until reveal.

Upgrade the Art

Approve 125,000 $HOES, then upgrade any Hoe from base art to the bikini set. Every token is eligible — no cap, no allowlist, no race. It is one-way, and the tier travels with the token when you sell it.